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Holiday Romance Novella Recommendations: CHRISTMAS

We reached out to Whoa!mantics on our Instagram and Twitter for December Holiday Romance Novella recommendations and got back some real winter winners.

Novellas are ideal for just a taste of holiday cheer in your regular reading rotation. So we are excited to share this sampler of stocking stuffers.

In case you’d like to stuff your very own stocking, or the stocking of a friend, with these books, we’ve included relevant links to the author’s website. No ad, no affiliate stuff, so don’t worry about accidentally supporting us. (If you’d like to support us on purpose…)


MangosAndMistletoeByAdriannaHerrera

Mangos & Mistletoe by Adrianna Herrera 

The MC is a baker, ultimate contempo-Christmas content career. And she moves from the Dominican Republic to Scotland. So some unexpected fish-out-of-water stuff is in there as well.

Per the GoodReads:

Kiskeya Burgos left the tropical beaches of the Dominican Republic with a lot to prove. As a pastry chef on the come up, when she arrives in Scotland, she has one goal in mind: win the Holiday Baking Challenge. Winning is her opportunity to prove to her family, her former boss, and most importantly herself, she can make it in the culinary world. Kiskeya will stop at nothing to win , that is, if she can keep her eyes on the prize and off her infuriating teammate's perfect lips.

Sully Morales, home cooking hustler, and self-proclaimed baking brujita lands in Scotland on a quest to find her purpose after spending years as her family’s caregiver. But now, with her home life back on track, it's time for Sully to get reacquainted with her greatest love, baking. Winning the Holiday Baking Challenge is a no brainer if she can convince her grumpy AF baking partner that they make a great team both in and out of the kitchen before an unexpected betrayal ends their chance to attain culinary competition glory. 


OneBedForChristmasByJackieLau


One Bed For Christmas by Jackie Lau

Episode coming soon!

Friends to lovers, if you’re asking me, makes the most sense in the short run. Not unlike just one bed! And this novel delivers faster than Santa with ten full-size reindeer (would tiny ones be faster actually?)

Per the GoodReads:

Let me be clear: I’ve been friends with Caitlin Ng for more than a decade, and I’ve had a crush on her for just as long. And I’ve known, all that time, that I wasn’t her type.

When we met, we were both studying computer engineering at university. She was near the top of the class, and I was in danger of flunking out. Now, she’s a CEO, and I, well…

I’m wearing an inflatable T-Rex costume and dancing along to Christmas carols sung by an elderly barbershop quartet.

Yes, I’m being paid to do this.

And that’s how Caitlin finds me when she leaves work late in the middle of a snowstorm. She asks to stay with me because her house is farther away and her power is out. Of course, I say yes.

When the heat goes out in my apartment and she asks me to join her in bed to snuggle for warmth, I say yes, too.

But being so close to her is dangerous for my heart…or could a weekend of Christmas fun actually lead to the romance I desire?


AChristmasGonePerfectlyWrongByCeciliaGrant

A Christmas Gone Perfectly Wrong by Cecilia Grant

Episode coming soon!

This one was ADAMANTLY requested by many, including the Scarlett Peckham who recommended it thrice.

Per the GoodReads:

It should have been simple...

With one more errand to go—the purchase of a hunting falcon—Andrew Blackshear has Christmas completely under control. As his sister's impending marriage signals the inevitable drifting-apart of the Blackshear family, it's his last chance to give his siblings the sort of memorable, well-planned holiday their parents could never seem to provide.

He has no time to dawdle, no time for nonsense, and certainly no time to drive the falconer's vexing, impulsive, lush-lipped, midnight-haired daughter to a house party before heading home. So why the devil did he agree to do just that?

It couldn't be more deliciously mixed-up...

Lucy Sharp has been waiting all her too-quiet life for an adventure, and she means to make the most of this one. She's going to enjoy the house party as no one has ever enjoyed a house party before, and in the meanwhile she's going to enjoy every minute in the company of amusingly stern, formidably proper, outrageously handsome Mr. Blackshear. Let him disapprove of her all he likes—it's not as though they'll see each other again after today.

...or will they? When a carriage mishap and a snowstorm strand the pair miles short of their destination, threatening them with scandal and jeopardizing all their Christmas plans, they'll have to work together to save the holiday from disaster. And along the way they just might learn that the best adventures are the ones you never would have thought to plan.


AKissForMidWinterByCourtneyMilan

A Kiss For Midwinter by Courtney Milan

Milan is beloved for a reason, so this feels like a reliable choice in a season when reliable sounds so nice.

Per the GoodReads:

Miss Lydia Charingford is always cheerful, and never more so than at Christmas time. But no matter how hard she smiles, she can't forget the youthful mistake that could have ruined her reputation. Even though the worst of her indiscretion was kept secret, one other person knows the truth of those dark days: the sarcastic Doctor Jonas Grantham. She wants nothing to do with him...or the butterflies that take flight in her stomach every time he looks her way.

Jonas Grantham has a secret, too: He's been in love with Lydia for more than a year. This winter, he's determined to conquer her dislike and win her for his own. It all starts with a wager and a kiss...

A Kiss for Midwinter is a novella (38,000 words) in the Brothers Sinister series. It follows The Duchess War. Each book stands on its own, but those who prefer to read in order might want to read that book first. 


TheCaptainsMidwinterBrideByLianaDeLaRosa

The Captain’s Midwinter Bride by Liana De La Rosa

Jeez, how nice would it be if Christmas was really mid-winter and not early winter? This is mostly a localized problem, but typing it up a second time really made me think…

Per the GoodReads:

Life at sea sharpened Captain Phillip Dalton into a shrewd and strategic military man...yet none of those skills prepared him for the intricacies of planning his daughter’s upcoming Christmas wedding. His family, most especially his wife, are all but strangers to him thanks to his service to the Crown. But if Phillip finds himself bewitched by his practical, charming, and guileless wife, he does his best to hide his struggles.

Annalise Dalton raised two children and built a comfortable life for herself while her husband of convenience provided for them from afar. But now Phillip's home to stay, and she finds it impossible to ignore his gruff manner, brilliant blue eyes, or the gentle way he looks after her needs. And if Annalise is unnerved by the budding feelings her husband inspires in her, she does her best to hide how they unsettle her.

When past secrets and misunderstandings threaten the tenuous steps they've taken to create a real and loving marriage, can Phillip and Annalise overcome the years they spent apart to forge a happy future together, and for every Christmas to come?


HisBrothersChristmasBrideByAislinnKearns

His Brother’s Christmas Bride by Aislinn Kearns 

A Jerry Springer concept, in a Christmas bow! The salacious title rivals that of its inspo - “While You Were Sleeping”.

Per the GoodReads:

Is she really the woman he thought?

Will Callaghan wants nothing more than to lick his post-divorce wounds in peace, so he’s spent the last two years hiding in the family estate outside the city. But then his brother calls to announce he’s getting married there to a woman Will has never met. Worse, the wedding is on Christmas Eve—six days away—and the bride is arriving early to make last minute arrangements.

When Molly Patterson steps out of her car, Will knows instantly he’s in trouble. His brother’s future wife is exactly his idea of a perfect woman, and as the days pass, he increasingly struggles to keep his loyalty to his brother and his honor intact.

But when his brother finally shows up, Will realizes Molly might not be the woman he’d thought… 


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A Timeless Christmas  by Alexis Stanton

Now a Hallmark Channel original movie—need we say more?

Per GoodReads:

Megan Turner is in love with the past. As a tour guide at a beautiful historic mansion, she tells visitors about its original owner, Charles Whitley. An inventor and businessman in the early 1900s, he rose from poverty to wealth…only to disappear without a trace.

Charles was always intrigued by the future. He just never expected to go there. But when he repairs a mysterious clock he bought on his travels, he’s transported to the twenty-first century, with his home decorated for Christmas and overrun by strangers.

Charles is determined to find a way back to his own era, especially when he learns about what happened after he left. But as Megan introduces him to the wonders of smartphones, pizza, and modern holiday traditions, they both feel a once-in-a-lifetime connection. Could it be that, somewhere in time, they belong together? 

Can’t get enough holiday spice? Check out a playlist of all of festive book reviews! Including a reindeer shifter and, of course, Kleypas.

Festive episodes about festive books. Snuggle up!

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Romance Listens— Five Audio Books to light your loins and ears aflame!
This isn’t not a Richard Armitage fan blog…

This isn’t not a Richard Armitage fan blog…

Dear Listeners, 

Pre-Covid, yours truly had an insane commute. Back in the halcyon days before the pandemic, where I rode buses and trains and walked to work, I would shuffle through podcasts and news outlets in the morning and listen to romances to unwind on the way home. It was a delight, it was wonderful. It was a good way to get reading and a good way to wash the workday away. It was, in a word, TRANSPORTING. 

Good audio romance is all the best parts of text romance with the bonus of some pretty goddamn hot sounding people gently pouring sex whispers, moans, shouts, or whatever into your ears. It is sensual, so much so that I often found myself blushing and terrified that my earbuds would hop out of my phone and expose me to the train at the most explicit scene. 

Sometimes that terror made the listening hotter, the fear of being caught being a common kink and all. 

Anyway—if you’re tired of the bad news bonanza and want to dip into something a little sexier—here are my top romance audio book picks.

editor’s note: all of the images link to their respective title on Audible, but keep in mind many libraries have digital audiobook lending programs.

You can listen to the episode that inspired this conversation, about “Ten Week Turnabout” here.


Wanderlust by Lauren Blakely 

Narrated by Richard Armitage and Grace Grant

I’ll be honest, I got this book for Richard Armitage. Long time listeners know I’m not a huge contemporary romance fan—but I fucking love Thorin OakenShield aka #hotdwarf, and I have long loved the grumbly emphasis that Richard Armitage infuses his vowels with. I have a small obsession with the BBC adaptation of North and South where Armitage steals the show with his intensity, his deep-water pool of a voice, and if there was an ASMR channel of just him talking I’d die.

This book takes place in Paris where a British tour guide meets a Texan chemist and sparks fly. I love this audio book because it is so hot—the sex scenes will singe your ears! And the head hopping between heroine and hero feels organic and playful when voiced by these two talented actors—never jarring, never unearned. The book itself also unfolds like a delicately wrapped confection from the pâtisserie so strongly featured—I found myself genuinely engrossed in their budding romance and the obstacles in their way. The love affair between the two characters is like a summer rainstorm; instant and refreshing. 


Flowers from the Storm by Laura Kinsale

Narrated by Nicholas Boulton

It should come as no surprise that this barnstormer is just as good in audio form. When we spoke with friend of the pod Melonie Johnson about this gem, she clued us in on the audio work that Kinsale herself pioneered for the romance genre. Kinsale knew there would be big bucks in audio tracks for novels and created her own studio and hired the one and only Nicholas Boulton. This forward-thinking author can craft a business as well as she can craft a line—because from prologue to “the end” this audiobook DELIVERS.

Boulton as all the characters doesn’t falsetto his voice for the heroine, but he does gruff up for our hero. And I realized in the listening that where other male narrators patronize female characters (and sometimes the genre) Boulton really takes the challenge and delicacy of romance to heart and delivers a stunning performance of a world class work.

You can listen to our discussion of this novel with Melonie Johnson here.

Hunted by Meagan Spooner

Narrated by Saskia Maarleveid and Will Damron

I know this work is technically a YA—but if you are jonesing for a true Beauty and the Beast retelling with a 17th century Imperial Russian twist look no further. To describe this scene setting as lush is an understatement, to describe this beast as a shifter is closer to the Baba Yaga truth. I loved every turn of this book, maybe especially because the ‘beast’ as narrated by Will Damron, features so little and only as atmosphere for half the novel. Making the hero function in shadow and whisper and growl in the audio version ratchet up the tension by 1000. 

Listen on a cold dark night.

The Write Escape by Charish Reid

Narrated by Shari Peele

Do you want to escape? How does a solo honeymoon to Ireland sound right now? EXACTLY. Download this Emerald Isle gem, that is both very fun and very heart warming. I wasn’t sold on Shari Peele’s Irish accent to start but it gets there—almost as our heroine begins to feel less like a fish out of water and more like a woman falling in love.

Ayesha at Last by Uzma Jalaluddin

Narrated by Roshni Shukla

Full disclosure I downloaded this book for the episode we did—in order to hear the names pronounced correctly. I wanted to get it right. I only needed the preview to do so, but because of the empathy and joy of Roshni Shukla’s performance I went ahead and got the full book. 

Listeners shouldn’t be surprised to hear that I prefer explicit romances—open door, lights on, bed rocking, walls shaking—so a sweet romance isn’t a usual grab. But ohhhhhh. The longing as narrated by Shukla in this book is like watching Darcy and Wentworth on any BBC adaptation. It is searingly written and voice acted—it aches. And I was made to ache—AND I LOVED IT. Give yourself the gift of this pining pair.

You can listen to our discussion of this novel here.

The Novelization of Romeo and Juliet by The Bard

Narrated by Richard Armitage

While not a technical romance I HIGHLY recommend this novelization. Armitage plays a lot here with accents and breath, which makes it a fascinating and surprising listen even as you know the moves. Further the novelization flushes out some side characters you might be interested in particularly Nurse and Lady Capulet. Honestly, I love fanfiction—full stop—and am fascinated when fanfiction can be sold as ‘literature’. I am always curious about the moves publishers and authors make in terms of denying fanfictions relevance while also selling it.

It’s a quality listen on its own and raises interesting questions about the intersections of fan culture and literature.

You can listen to our discussion of some fanfiction pieces here.

Can't Get Enough Entrop[E]y: Further Readings
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Hello and welcome to the textual extension of our newest series within a series: entrop[e]y. Here we will share additional resources on the stuff/tropes/subgenres we’re trying to understand, if not love. Each episode, we’ll update this page with further recommendations from our listeners, articles and other pieces referenced in the podcast, and other stuff.

You can learn more about our selection process and upcoming books here.


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Some other stuff other people have said about Amish romance that is open access

Follow This Part 2 Amish Romance (Netflix shortform documentary)

Fifty Shades of Amish: A Strange Genre of the Romance Novel by Leah McGrath Goodman

Bonnet Rippers: The Rise of the Amish Romance Novel By Valerie Weaver-Zercher

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Hockey player accidentally splashed himself in the face with Gatorade

Some other stuff other people have said about sports romance that is open access

Sports Romance That Aren’t Steeped in White Supremacy Culture by Jessica Pryde

Sports And Romance Novels: A Match Made In ... Hockey by Karen Given

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Surrounded by flames, Dr. Nick from the Simpson's turns to Captain Jack on the exam table. Caption: Let's keep this our little secret

Novels/Series recommended to us

A Precious Jewel by Mary Balogh

The Best Thing by Mariana Zapata

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Some other stuff other people have said about secret baby romance that is open access

What Makes a Great “Secret Baby” Romance? by Pamela Mingle, Ever After Romance

The Success Behind the Secret Baby Romance by Red Feather Romance

Certified Whoa!s to Bust Your Reading Rut

Reading right now is hard. Minds fogged with economic and social and death anxiety, bad feeling reigns. For us, it is almost impossible to clear a path and make way for the latest romcom. Escapism makes sense. But the idea of a clear blue morning and whimsical dress feels exhausting.

Rather than trying to clear the fog, let it envelope you even more. Retreat deeper into that dark id, find titillating little nuggets waiting for you there. Trust us - this is what we do here.

Here are five recommendations, signature pieces on our Whoa! Shelf, to bust that slump wide open. Please note, pretty much all titles come with a hefty content warning.

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The Foggy Outsides, Insides

Sleeping Together (Perfect Drug #1) by Kitty Cook

There’s this thing called the Seattle freeze that happens in late fall and lasts until March. Denizens of the Emerald City hole up when the sun sets at 3:00pm and drink their IPAs and snuggle further into their flannel alone, or with a perfectly curated friend group that is loath to accept newbies during the freeze. Maybe Washington is killing the curve because they practice isolation so much already. 

Mewd.

Mewd.

In any case Sleeping Together is the perfect book to luxuriate in that feeling of aloneness. A tome about the ways we isolate ourselves from connection only to find it in the unexpected caverns of a shared dreamscape. It’s one part drug trip, one part forbidden office romance, and all parts hot. 

-Isabeau

No one in the book looks like the people in the cover.

No one in the book looks like the people in the cover.

Outlander + Slaughterhouse Five =

Awaken, My Love by Robin Schone

When this book was first released, the opening scene was a hot topic--the heroine masturbating next to her sleeping husband. Outlander’s trimmer, wackier cousin, Awaken My Love pulls no punches. The heroine time travels via shared, sad orgasm to a place even more unstuck in time than she is.

Features include:

Sex on a horse

A weird picnic

Uncomfortable Orientalism

A witch seeking incest revenge

...and so much self-annihilation.

Our overweight, middle-aged, independent, unmarried heroine is “fixes" her self-esteem. Not by learning to love herself (whattup 1995?!) but by becoming a hot, teenager in the 19th century who prefers to live as if she is in the 18th century.

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Possibly one of the most neccessary gifs in Romance

It is a lot. But no more than is needed.  

-Morgan

TL;DR: The book lives up to the cover

TL;DR: The book lives up to the cover

The Little Mermaid meets Coast to Coast FM

Mermaid’s Kiss by Joey W. Hill

Listen. Listen. Listen. I love this goddamned trash book so much. You want hot angels fighting with God? You got it! You want God to be a woman? Sing it sister! You want to be fucked like Ariel with her floating red tresses and adorkable je ne sais quoi? LOOK NO FURTHER.

God is a woman.

God is a woman.

Did I mention there’s a giant naked mole rat that enthusiastically consents to be a waterbed in an erstwhile threesome? I didn’t???? Try and get that image out of your head now. I dare you. 

Mermaid’s Kiss is the kind of book that people who don’t read romance like to imagine the genre is like. It’s dramatic, unrealistic, full to bursting and more than a little ridiculous. But that’s where this book shines. It is so fun--you literally never know what is going to happen next--and no rational person could guess. 

This is the kind of book that you let wash over you, where you allow yourself to laugh out loud at the absurdity, it’s the whole cake and you get to eat it too. It’s guilty pleasure turned up to eleven and it makes no apologies for itself. Which makes this mess just a little bit bad ass too. 

Did I mention the Sea Witch could turn into a dragon?

-Isabeau

This book also lives up to the cover.

This book also lives up to the cover.

Understands the true appeal of Gothic Romance, delivers Gaywyck by Vincent Virga

AKA The Grandfather of Gay Romance, AKA The First Gay Gothic Novel, is a saga. It is also a collage of references. From Poe to dialog lifted directly from Joan Crawford’s cellophane lips.

Ye olde Twink Robert Whyte takes a job when his mom dies. Organizing a decrepit, bursting library on Gilded Age Long Island, he starts to fall for his boss. Who could resist certified mysterio-hunk Donough Gaylord (it gets even more on-the-nose than that last name)? Whyte finds himself in a shimmering, pulsating, very gay gothic mystery-mance with keyhole love scenes to boot.

The metaphor is…there.

The metaphor is…there.

Crashing waves and crashing emotions, sex, violence, exotic birds, the pleasure of library-ing, opera and erotic statuary abound. Wrap yourself in the strange mysteries of the house, as well as the strange pleasures of the wealthy elite, and brace yourself for a far more bloody baroque payoff(s) than just a wife in the attic. 

-Morgan

An e-book

An e-book

Love in thin air

Improper Arrangements by Juliana Ross

I love every single Juliana Ross book I’ve ever read. The real crime is that there aren’t many. She packs a thorough historical punch into as few chapters as possible. Her sex scenes explode on the page like summer storms, the prose between is concise, detailed, and lush. Improper Arrangements follows that mold exactly, with our botanist, mountaineering heroine and her insanely hot guide locking eyes on the path to town and setting the door to her suite on fire before they even know each other’s names. 

This is the kind of thing the heroine was up to when not macking.

This is the kind of thing the heroine was up to when not macking.

One thing I do want to mention about this historical romance is that our heroine has weathered the scandal of having an affair with her art teacher. And when asked about this, whether she was duped, seduced, taken advantage of--she says no. That she was simply curious about sex, and her body wanted him, damn the consequences. This frank appraisal of a woman’s desire was met by our hero and heroine both as the plain fact it was. And I love this book for that, for making sexual desire be the banal thing it can be sometimes. That it can be about curiosity, or boredom as much as it is about fireworks and adventure. 

The sex is so hot, the characters so impressively opaque to each other that their obstacles feel totally uncontrived. For me the whiff of death in the mountains makes this hard hitting novel a chef’s kiss of a romance. And one I return to over and over again because I love it so much.

-Isabeau

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See Awaken My Love Caption

Oldie but a Baddie

Beast by Judith Ivory

While the stepback would have you believe otherwise, this hero is not traditionally attractive. He compensates with a sense of humor, oozing charm, and being a very generous lover, but is also super chippy and obviously self-conscious. He meets his match in the form of a pretty American teenager, that paper doll archetype of pop-culture desirability, who has never tried to compensate for anything. As a result, she is flaky, selfish, and direct in a way that isn’t charming.

They both kind of suck, and yet--how I looooonnnnnnged for them to just be in love like a couple of normals. Two words: wrist kissing. Five more words: at your parent’s garden party.  

This through-a-mirror-darkly Beauty and the Beast retelling has sumptuous surroundings that surely had a direct influence on one-on-one dates on The Bachelor (you sit outside and no one eats). And screaming matches, and webs of lies, and perfumerie, and FRRRRRAAAAAHHHNCE, and a steam ship, and, and, and….

Does happen, multiple times, in this book

Does happen, multiple times, in this book

Way back in 2018 this was the second book reviewed on our podcast and our first divergent decision. Upon further review, this is one of the signature Whoa!s that we return to again and again. This is a sore tooth of a romance, I can’t stop licking.

-Morgan